Here is an old draft I just found in a dusty corner of my blog – not much time today, but we can all need a laugh, so I will post it as-is.
OMG THIS ONE IS BLUE TOO JUST LIKE MY GLOVE I CANNOT BELIEVE IT OMG (Shutterstock)
No, I have no idea where Patient #1 is – why ya asking? (Depositphotos)
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